Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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