I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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