You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Fuck appropriateness.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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