Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I have tasted many bathrooms
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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