You work out of a Hotel?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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