Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize