he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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