There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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