If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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