he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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