end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The best revenge is premature balding
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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