Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Blood and glitter go together right?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
