Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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