another moral hangover. fuck.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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