covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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