you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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