i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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