Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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