eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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