My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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