I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize