She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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