paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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