I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
