She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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