she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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