so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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