Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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