Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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