yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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