You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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