he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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