But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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