? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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