Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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