I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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