soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He shit in the fireplace
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.