lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.