i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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