Whoa Z and x make the same sound
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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