Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize