doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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