Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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