Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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