I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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