so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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We need to rekindle our bromance
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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