he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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