at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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