Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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