Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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