Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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