It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
