Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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