I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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