O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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