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Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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